Qoutes!!

A friend of mine sent this to me.



It is funny, and some what true.

Read on, enjoy it, and have a great week.



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot

and not try to understand her at all.



LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men,

but married men are a lot more

willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that,is

the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING


MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,

poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."

They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at

funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN

WHO NEEDS A LAUGH

AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.