Jokes

JOKE:


Koi apni biwi ko dafnaney ke baad ghar ja raha tha ki achanak


bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui


dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

Mobile

Joke

What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?

Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...

Bush ransom

Joke


A man is caught in traffic when suddenly someone taps on the window.

He lowers the window and asks what he wanted.

The man says, President Bush was kidnapped and the ransom is $5 Million

dollars, and that if the ransom is not paid, the kidnappers have

threatened to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire!

"We are doing a collection, do you wish to participate?"

The man asks "on the average what are people giving?"

The man says "5 to 10 liters!